Managerium

The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons but has a nucleus composed of 1 Neutron, 2 Vice-Neutrons, 5 Junior Vice-Neutrons, 25 Assistant Vice-Neutrons and 125 Junior Assistant Vice-Neutrons.

Managerium has a half-life of 3 years at which time it does not decay but it does institute a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

The molecules of Managerium are held together by the exchange of tiny particles known as Morons.