Brothel

A man has a terrible week at work so on his way home on Friday he stops in at a local brothel. He approaches the Madame and sheepishly asks, "Can I have a lady please, only I haven't got much money."

"That's fine," replies the old pro, "go down the corridor and you want the third door on the left."

The man duly goes to the third door and enters the room.

Once in the room he finds a lady on the bed waiting for him, already in the position. He strips off and starts having sex with her, but she starts spitting in his face.

'No wonder she's the cheapest,' he thinks to himself, but carries on regardless.

After 5 minutes he's covered in her flob, so, unhappy with the situation, the man puts his clothes on and goes back to the Madame to complain.

"Look, I know she's the cheapest you have, but she keeps spitting at me!!" he moans. "It's really putting me off"

"I do apologize sir," replies the Lady of the house, opening the door behind her, "I'll take care of it."

Leaning through the door she shouts:

"CAN SOMEONE DO ME A FAVOR? THE CORPSE IS FULL AGAIN!!!"