Sex Quotes

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome  things  that money can buy."  Tom Clancy

"You know 'that look" women get when they want sex?...... Me neither."  Steve Martin

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,  you'd  better have a good hand."  Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday  night."  Rodney Dangerfield

 "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual  arousal,particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz  500SL."  Lynn Lavner

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."  George Burns

 "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole  relationships."  Sharon Stone

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."  Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he  never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,"  Barbara Bush (Former U.S. First Lady, and, you didn't think Barbara had a  sense of humor!)

"Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's  genitals  through his wallet."  Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the  only  time of the month that I can be myself."  Roseanne

 "Women need a reason to have sex. ! Men just need a place."  Billy Crystal

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are  having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe  swelling. So what's the problem?"  Dustin Hoffman

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't  like  and just give her a house."  Rod Stewart

 "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only  enough  blood to run one at a time."  Robin Williams