Islamabubbas

ATLANTA (Aug 16th) - The governors of Alabama, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states.

Apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have become romantically involved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of the human race:

So far, only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, the Coalition has identified the following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba

Mohammed Jethro Bin Tinkin Bout It

Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba

Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba

Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat

Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl

Linda Sue Bin Dare Dundat

Not surprisingly, the Coalition believes they all seem to have sprung from one couple:

Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin