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Stupid Names For Stars' Children
The two worst offenders in this category:
Frank Zappa who called his
children Moon Unit 2, Dweezil, Diva, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan
and glamorous
soul
diva Diana Ross, who dubbed one of her daughters Chudney
Lane?
And there
are
so many more:-
James Hetfield's son: Castor Virgil
Tony Bennett's son: Daegal
Nikki Sixx's son and daughter: Decker Nilsson and Storm
Bono's son: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q
Sting's son and daughter: Giacomo Luke Sumner and Coco
Aretha Franklin's son: Kecalf
Stevie Wonder's and Syreeta's son: Mumtaz
LL Cool J's son and daughter: Nejee and Tally
Brian Wilson's daughter: Carnie
Snoop Doggy Dogg's daughter: Chordé
Keith Richards' and Anita Pallenberg's daughter: Dandelion
Quincy Jones's daughter: Kidada
Melanie B's daughter: Phoenix Chi
Tanya Tucker's daughter: Presley Tanita
Clay Walker's daughter: Skylor Clay Anne
Nenah Cherry's daughter: Tyson
James Brown's daughter: Yamma
And all that is without dipping a toe in the thespian
celebrity pool,
where Marisa Berenson calling her daughter Starlite Melody
is considered
normal, and where Mia Farrow can lumber over a dozen kids
with names
like
Lark Song and Satchel.
But, for sheer "hello I'm a hippy"
out-thereness,
can
anyone beat the Phoenix Clan:- River Jude Bottom
Joaquin Raphael Phoenix,
Rain Joan of Arc Phoenix,
Summer Joy Phoenix,
Libertad Mariposa Phoenix, (her children: Rio Everest
Phoenix, Indigo
Orion
Phoenix and Scarlette Jasmine Phoenix-Asch). |