Stupid Names For Stars' Children

The two worst offenders in this category:

Frank Zappa who called his children Moon Unit 2, Dweezil, Diva, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan and glamorous soul diva Diana Ross, who dubbed one of her daughters Chudney Lane?

And there are so many more:-  

James Hetfield's son: Castor Virgil  

Tony Bennett's son: Daegal  

Nikki Sixx's son and daughter: Decker Nilsson and Storm  

Bono's son: Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q  

Sting's son and daughter: Giacomo Luke Sumner and Coco  

Aretha Franklin's son: Kecalf  

Stevie Wonder's and Syreeta's son: Mumtaz  

LL Cool J's son and daughter: Nejee and Tally  

Brian Wilson's daughter: Carnie  

Snoop Doggy Dogg's daughter: Chordé  

Keith Richards' and Anita Pallenberg's daughter: Dandelion  

Quincy Jones's daughter: Kidada  

Melanie B's daughter: Phoenix Chi  

Tanya Tucker's daughter: Presley Tanita  

Clay Walker's daughter: Skylor Clay Anne  

Nenah Cherry's daughter: Tyson  

James Brown's daughter: Yamma  

And all that is without dipping a toe in the thespian celebrity pool, where Marisa Berenson calling her daughter Starlite Melody is considered normal, and where Mia Farrow can lumber over a dozen kids with names like Lark Song and Satchel.

But, for sheer "hello I'm a hippy" out-thereness, can anyone beat the Phoenix Clan:-

River Jude Bottom  Joaquin Raphael Phoenix,  Rain Joan of Arc Phoenix,  Summer Joy Phoenix,  Libertad Mariposa Phoenix, (her children: Rio Everest Phoenix, Indigo Orion Phoenix and Scarlette Jasmine Phoenix-Asch).