Naming Viagra

In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:

Tylenol is acetamophen,

Aleve is naproxen,

Amoxil is amoxicillin,

advil is abuprofen, and so on.

The FDA have been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and has announced that it has settled on mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were:

mycoxafailin,

mydixadrupin,

mydixarizin,

mydixadud,

dixafix

and of course,

ibepokin.