Why Beer Is Better Than Women

1. You can enjoy a beer all month long.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently in the car while you play ball.

5. If your beer is flat, you can toss it out.

6. Beer is never late.

7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

8. A hangover will go away.

9. Beer labels come off without a fight.

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

11. A beer never has a headache.

12. A beer will never nag you.

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.

14. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head.

15. A beer always goes down easy.

16. You can share a beer with friends.

17. You always know if you're the first one to pop a beer.

18. A beer is always wet.

19. A beer doesn't demand equality.

20. You can have a beer in public.

21. A beer doesn't care what time you come home.

22. A frigid beer is a good beer.

23. You don't have to wash a beer for it to taste good.

24. If you decide to change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.