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20 Reasons To Call It A Night
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You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
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You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and
wiggling your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance
move around.
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You've suddenly decided that you want
to kick someone's ass
and honestly believe that you could do it too.
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In your last trip to "pee" you
realize you now look more
like Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
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You drop your 3:00 a.m. Burger on the floor (which you're
eating even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry
on eating it.
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You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love
them so much.
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There are less than 3 hours before you're due to start work.
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You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting
next to you.
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The man you're flirting with used to be your biology
teacher.
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The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table
and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
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Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own
so you decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically
sexy.
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You seem to think that its a really good idea to get your
mates to push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
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You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by
giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste
the vodka.
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You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely
like the kitchen floor.
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You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take
this the WRONG WAY but..."
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You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit
on it.
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You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
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You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you
happen to be standing) and take a quick nap.
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You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants
to cut down on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
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You take your shoes off because you really believe it's
their fault that you're having problems walking straight.
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