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Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
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Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
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Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
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Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your
butter?
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Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
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Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats
when you move?
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Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
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Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
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Does your cat sleep on your head?
Do you like it?
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Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the
refrigerator?
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Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
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Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while
your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
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Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a
bad date?
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Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
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Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
