Signs You're Drinking Too Much Coffee

1 You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

2 You answer the door before people knock.

3 You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit.

4 You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

5 You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

6 Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

7 You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

8 You walk twenty miles on the treadmill before realizing it's not plugged in.

9 You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

10 You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

11 You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

12 You ride an exercise bike to work.

13 You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

14You use coffee flavored mouthwash.

15 You help your dog chase its tail.

16 Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.