Lost

An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week.

Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant.

"Thank heaven I've met someone," he cried. "I've been lost for the last week."

"Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman.

"No," said the American.

"Then I'm afraid you're still lost," was the reply.