Moods Of Women And Men

MOODS OF A WOMAN

An angel of truth and a dream of fiction

a woman is a bundle of contradiction

she's afraid of a wasp

will scream at a mouse

but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.

She'll take him for better

she'll take him for worse

she'll break open his head

and then be his nurse

but when he's well

and can get out of bed

she'll pick up the tea-pot

and aim for his head.

Beautiful and keenly sighted

yet blind crafty and cruel

yet simple and kind

she'll call him a king

then make him a clown

raise him on a pedestal

then knock him flat down.

She'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man

or make him her lackey to carry her fan

she'll run away from him and never come back

but if he runs away then

she'll be on his tracks.

Sour as vinegar

sweet as a rose

she'll kiss you one minute

then turn up her nose.

She'll win you in range

enchant you in silk

she'll be stronger than brandy

milder than milk

At times she'll be vengeful

merry and sad

she'll hate you like poison

and love you like mad.

MOODS OF A MAN

Horny.