Essex Girl Q&A 10

Q. What is it called when an Essex girl blows in blonde's ear?
A. Data transfer.

Q. What do you call an Essex girl skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year's hide-and-seek champ.

Q. How many Essex girls does it take to make an electrical circuit?
A. Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the hair dryer!

Q. What's the difference between a group of Essex girls and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A. One's a bunch of cunning runts ...

Q. What do you call an Essex girl between two Surrey girls?
A. A mental block.

Q. Why did the Essex girl cross the road?
A. Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!?

Q. How do you confuse an Essex girl?
A. You don't. They're born that way.

Q. What is the definition of the perfect girl?
A. A deaf and dumb Essex girl nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.

Q. What do you call six Essex girls lying on the floor?
A. An air mattress.

Q. How do you plant dope?
A. Bury an Essex girl.