Essex Girl Q&A 9

Q. What did the Essex girl do when she got her first period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that shot her?

Q. Why are Essex girls like cornflakes ?
A. Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q. Where do Essex girls go to meet their relatives?
A. The vegetable garden.

Q. How can you tell who is an Essex girl's boyfriend?
A. He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead!

Q. Why was the Essex girl depressed when she received her driver's license?
A. Because she got an F in sex.

Q. Why did the Essex girl smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A. She realized she gave her last blowjob.

Q. How did the Essex girl break her leg raking leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree

Q. What do you call an Essex girl behind a steering wheel?
A. An Air Bag

Q. What's an Essex girl's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme.

Q. How many Essex girls does it take to play tag?
A. One.

Q. Why do Essex girls tattoo their postcode under their belly button?
A. So they can get the male into the right box.

Q. How do you change an Essex girl's mind?
A. Blow in her ear.

Q. What can strike an Essex girl without her even knowing it?
A. A thought.

Q. What do you call a basement full of Essex girls?
A. A whine cellar.