Essex Girl Q&A 8

Q. What do Essex girls do with their arseholes in the morning ?
A. Pack their lunch and send them to work.

Q. Why do Essex girls drive cars with sunroofs?
A. More leg room.

Q. Why do Essex girls have orgasms ?
A. So they know when to stop having sex !

Q. How do you tell when an Essex girl reaches orgasm????
A1: She drops her nail-file.
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says 'Next'.
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder.
A5: He's had his clothes on for about 2 minutes.
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

Q. What does an Essex girl and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.

Q. What is the difference between an Essex girl and a 747?
A. Not everyone has been in a 747

Q. What happens when an Essex girl gets Alzheimer's disease?
A. Her IQ goes up!

Q. What is the difference between butter and an Essex girl?
A. Butter is difficult to spread.

Q. What do Essex girls and spaghetti have in common?
A. They both wriggle when you eat them.

Q. What do you call an Essex girl with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A. Sweet Fuck All...

Q. What did the Essex girl's mum say to her before her date.
A. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Q. Why don't Essex girls breast feed their babies?
A. Because it's too painful to boil the nipples.

Q. Why do Essex girls drive V W's?
A. Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!

Q. Why do Essex girls have see-through lunch box lids?
A. So they know if it is morning or afternoon.