Essex Girl Q&A 6

Q. What's the irritating part around an Essex girl's vagina?
A. The Essex girl!

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q. What is the worst thing about having sex with an Essex girl?
A. Bucket seats.

Q. What do Essex girls do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl wife and your job?
A. Your job still sucks after 6 months.

Q. Why do Essex girls put their hair in ponytails?
A. To cover up the valve stem.

Q. What did the Essex girl name her pet zebra?
A. Spot.

Q. Why did the Essex girl drown in the pool?
A. Someone stuck a scratch & sniff at the bottom.

Q. How do you get an Essex girl pregnant?
A. Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q. What do you call a fly buzzing inside an Essex girl's head?
A. A Space Invader.

Q. Why did the Essex girl have a bruised navel?
A. Her boyfriend's from Essex too.

Q. Why do Essex girls have legs?
A1: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A2: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

Q. Why did God create Essex girls?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.

Q. What does a Surrey girl and a tampon have in common?
A. They're both stuck up c*nts!

Q. Why do Essex girls have one more brain cell than a cow?
A. So when you pull their tits, they don't shit on the floor.