Essex Girl Q&A 5

Q. How do you drown an Essex girl?
A. Don't tell her to swallow.

Q. What do you call an Essex girl lesbian?
A. A waste.

Q. Why did the Essex girl stop using the pill?
A. It kept falling out.

Q. Why do Surrey girls take the pill ?
A. Wishful Thinking.

Q. Why don't Essex girls use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.

Q. What did the Essex girl say when asked "ever been picked up by the fuzz (police)?"
A. "No, but I've been swung around by the tits."

Q. Why do Essex girl girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A. Who cares?

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a bowling ball?
A. You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a limousine?
A. Not everybody has been in a limo.

Q. What do you say to an Essex girl with no arms or legs?
A. "Nice tits!"

Q. Why aren't there many Essex girl gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits they stick to the floor.

Q. How does an Essex girl interpret 6.9?
A. 69 interrupted by a period.

Q. How do you brainwash an Essex girl?
A. Giver her a douche and shake her upside-down.

Q. What do you call 15 Essex girls in a circle?
A. A dope ring.

Q. Why did the Essex girl go halfway to Norway then turn around & come home?
A. It took her that long to figure out a 14 inch Viking was a TV set.