Essex Girl Q&A 4

Q. What is the difference between an Essex Girl and a Cream Egg?
A. It costs 20p to lick out a cream egg !

Q. How is an Essex girl like a beer bottle?
A. They are both empty from the neck up.

Q. What do you call an Essex girl with a whole brain?
A. A Golden Retriever!

Q. Why do Essex girls wear shoulder pads?
A. (Rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q. How do you kill an Essex girl?
A. Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q. How do Essex girls pierce their ears?
A. They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q. Why do Essex girls have TGIF on their shirts?
A. Tits Go In Front.

Q. What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A. Her ankles.

Q. What do you say to an Essex girl that won't give in?
A. "Have another beer."

Q. What's the first three things an Essex girl does in the morning?
A. 1: Says "Thanks guys... "
    2: Introduces herself.
    3: Goes home.

Q. What's an Essex girl's favorite wine?
A. "Daaaady, I want to go to Ibiza!"

Q. How do you get an Essex girl to marry you?
A. Tell her she's pregnant.

Q. Why did the Essex girl scale the glass wall?
A. To see what was on the other side.

Q. What do you see when you peer into an Essex girl's eyes?
A. The back of her head.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a Porsche?
A. You don't lend the Porsche out to your friends.

Q. How does an Essex girl like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.