Essex Girl Q&A 3

Q. How do you tell when an Essex girl is having her period?
A. She's only wearing one sock.

Q. What's the difference between a computer and an Essex girl?
A. You only have to punch information once into a computer.

Q. What does the label in an Essex girls knickers say ?
A. NEXT !

Q. Why do Essex girls wear green lipstick?
A. Red means stop.

Q. Why do Essex girls wear hoop earrings?
A. So they'll have someplace to rest their ankles.

Q. What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent Essex girl?
A. There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

Q. What does it mean if you see an Essex girl with square boobs?
A. She forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and the Panama Canal?
A. One's a busy ditch.....

Q. Why do Essex girls write TGIF on their shoes?
A. Toes Go In First.

Q. Why do Essex girls like tilt steering wheels?
A. More head room.

Q. What do you call six Essex girls in a row?
A. A wind tunnel.

Q. What do you call a Surrey girl between two Essex girls?
A. An interpreter.

Q. What's the mating call of an Essex girl?
A. Gosh, I'm so drunk!

Q. What's the mating call of a Surrey girl?
A. Are all the Essex girls gone?

Q. What do Essex girls and computers have in common?
A. You don't know what you are missing until they go down on you.