Essex Girl Q&A 2

Q. How does an Essex girl turn the light on after sex?
A. She opens the car door.

Q. How do you make an Essex girl's eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear.

Q. How can you tell if an Essex girl is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Q. Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
A. To keep her ankles warm.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board ?
A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and the titanic ?
A. You know how many men went down on the titanic.

Q. What is the difference between a shopping cart and an Essex girl?
A. A shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Q. Why do Essex girls use tampons with long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee jumping.

Q. How do you know when an Essex girl's has an orgasm?
A. She drops her bag of chips.

Q. What does an Essex girl do with her cunt after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.

Q. How many Essex girls does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the M&M's.

Q. What's the similarity between an Essex girl and a dog's turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A. You can dump your load in a washing machine without it following you around whining for a week.

Q. What's the similarity between Essex girls and carpenters?
A: They both have saws in their box

Q. What do you call an Essex girl with an IQ of 150?
A. Basildon

Q. Why does an Essex girl drool?
A. Because she is full.