Essex Girl Q&A

Q. What's the difference between an Essex girl and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Q. What do you call a Essex girl with half a brain?
A. Gifted!

Q. What do you call a Essex girl with 2 brain cells?
A. Pregnant

Q. Why aren't Essex girls good cattle herders?
A. Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q. What did the Essex girl's right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing. They've never met

Q. Why do Essex girls wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q. Why didn't the Essex girl want a window seat on the plane?
A. She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much

Q. What's a Essex girl's favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Hump-me Dump-me

Q. Why don't Essex girls eat pickles?
A. Because they can't get their head in the jar

Q. Why don't Essex girls eat bananas?
A. They can't find the zipper

Q. What's the difference between a Walrus and an Essex Girl?
A. One is wet, has a moustache and smells of fish - the other is a walrus.

Q. What's the difference between an Essex man & an Essex girl ?
A. The Essex girl has a higher sperm count !

Q. What does an Essex girl say after having sex ?
A. What team do you guys play for !

Q. What's the difference between Gorbachev and an Essex girl ?
A. Gorby knows the names of the eight people that f**ked him !

Q. What do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
A. Bus Shelters.