Babies

Three pregnant women (an Essex girl, a Surrey girl and a Sussex girl) are discussing the facts of life.

The Surrey girl declares, "I'm going to have a boy". "How do you know?", asks the Essex girl.

"Well, I was on the bottom when we did it and so its going to be a boy", replied the Surrey girl.

The Sussex girl replies, "If that's the case, my child is a girl because I was on top".

The Essex girl then starts bawling, "Then I'm going to have a puppy".