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Puzzled
An Essex girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me, I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
The girl says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzles
spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to
relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then put all these
frosties back in the box." |