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Claiming Welfare
An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and
Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the
street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY
OR
WAYNE
GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council
worker.
"That's easy," says the Essex girl... "I just use their
last names"
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