Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes.

When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket so I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket so I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started.  Writing another ticket for worn tires!

I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes...The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote but I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.