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The perfect couple
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they
had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy,
stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a
winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a
huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and
Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor?
(Scroll down for the answer)
The PERFECT WOMAN.
She's the only one that really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect
man.....(Women: End scrolling here. Men: keep scrolling down.)
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have
been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. (By the way, if you
are a woman and you're reading this...this brings up another point.....women
never listen either.....) |