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Odd Job
A blonde was hard up for money, so she walked
around her neighborhood, trying to find a job.
She met a nice man who said he would give
her work. All she had to do was paint his porch white.
He gave her a bucket of paint and left.
He walked into his house, laughing and told his
brunette wife what he had done.
"Frank, our porch covers half of the house", his
wife replied, "You're so mean!"
Three hours later, the blonde went in the
house, and gave the bucket of white paint back
to the man.
The astonished man handed her a $100 bill,
and asked how she finished it so quickly.
"It takes time, but it was easy." was her reply.
"Oh, and it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." |