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5 Blondes And A Blind Guy
A blind man and his guide dog enter a Bar and find
their way to a bar stool.
After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while,
the blind guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you iately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a husky, deep voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde,
the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200lb. blonde with a black belt in
karate. What's
more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's
a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times." |