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Two Blondes In Heaven
Two blondes arrive in heaven. One blond says to another,
"How did you die?"
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get
the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But
eventually,
it's
a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping." "How about you, how did you die?
"I had a heart attack," says the first blonde" "You see I knew my
husband
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I
ran
up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the
basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but
no
one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and
just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity, if you had only
looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive." |