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Dangerous Blow Job
A guy walked
into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a
deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the
gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll
remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you
will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the
bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open
mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man
grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head.
The
gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genital, unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.
The man stood
up again and made another offer.
"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it
a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of
the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up, "I'll try, but you have to promise not
to hit me on the head with the beer bottle." |