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Easter Bunny
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road
and pulled over.
She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I
feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed
it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do?"
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to
her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead
Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry
animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the
spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the
road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on
down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved
again!
The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your
spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned
the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray.
Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." |