Mary Had A Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb
She called it baby Abby
They burned it in a great big pit
Cos its mouth and feet were scabby

Mary had a little lamb,
she called him Little Ralph,
But now he's burning in a field
Because of foot and mouth.

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
And doesn't where they're located
But Tony Blair has said "fair's fair
If they're burnt she'll be compensated"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Watching her livestock burn
When along came a vet
Who confiscated her pet
Will fairy tale folk ever learn?

Mary's pigs had foot and mouth
This crisis', cried she, 'Needs tackling
Now all I've got is one black field
And fourteen tons of crackling....

Mary had some little lambs
but alas she had to burn em
she also had some nuclear fuel
she gave that to the Germans

Farmer Jones has got no sheep
Isn't life a drag?
Coz they're all burning in a field....
He's got nothing left to shag

Mary's Lamb had foot and mouth
the vet he came and shot it.
But Mary's Dad had shagged it first
and now her mothers got it!

Mary had a little lamb,
she called him little ed,
now he's lying in a field,
with a pick axe through his head!