Frog Jokes

What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
Unhoppy.

What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!

Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a "hopperation" !

What's red and green and goes round and round at 175 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits!