Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do Elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

Why do elephants paint their feet yellow?

To hide upside down in bowls of custard.

Have you ever seen an elephant upside down in your custard?

Then it must work.

How do you get 4 elephants to go into a Mini Cooper?

Tell them there's custard in there.

(ALT. Two in the front and two in the back.)

How do you know that an elephant has been in your fridge?

Yellow footprints in the egg tray.