Buying A Horse

This guy owns a horse stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says 'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a white horse, so I've sent him round to see you.'

Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?'

'A female horth,' the dwarf replies.

So the owner shows him a mare. 'Nithe horth,' says the dwarf,'can I thee her eyth?"

The owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

'Nith eyth', say the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?'

Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says.

By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.

'Nith eerth,' he says 'now can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses v@gina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.

The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'Pperhaps I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound?'